(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)
Immutable Laws of Procrastination
Procrastinating shortens the amount of time you spend on a job, and ultimately transfers the burden to someone else.
Procrastinating reduces anxiety by reducing the expected quality of the finished product.
Procrastination helps avoid boredom as there is always something important left to do.
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