Shanahan's Law of Meeting Dynamics, compliments of The Cynical Web Site

(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

Shanahan's Law of Meeting Dynamics

The length of a meeting rises with the square of the number of people attending.

Corollaries:

The length of a meeting rises inversely with how much it interests you. If you have two weeks to live, attend meetings that bore you so it seems like a month.

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