(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming
The most harmful error in a program will be discovered after five months of production data corruption.
Interchangeable data tapes and disks don't.
Compatible software applications aren't.
Data entry error checking that identifies 100 possible end user input error types will be defeated by the 101st user.
Profanity is the one universal programming language.
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