(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)



Well, you have us stumped!  We cannot find the word P in the Cynical Dictionary.  Anywhere! 

Assuming that you are not one of the infinite number of Internet monkeys attempting to recreate the collected works of Shakespeare, and thus you are as prone to typographical maladies as the average shaved ape, we invite you to browse the database instead (what we are suggesting is that you need guidance ... lots of guidance). 

Click on the "Cynical Definitions" tab above to browse the collected realism of the world's cynics.