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evangelist

Cynical Definitions

n. Anyone that zealously promotes their beliefs well past the point of annoyance.

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n. A bearer of good religious tidings, particularly in assuring us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.

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Cynical Quotations

The only difference in an evangelist and a con-man is the evangelist believes his own con.

— Mark Twain

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